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Torchwood Fangirl Theme Tune
Red is the colour
Freema is the name
We're gonna kick her
cos we're insane
We dont 'ave no machine gun
We dont get no fun,
Capt John hart
has the only one.
Jack is now buried
long dead and gone
Some time in the future
Ianto wears a thong
Here comes Gray
He's gonna find his way
Oh no, here he comes
It's time to run away.
John, Gwen and Ianto
locked in the volts
bang bang bang
It was all Gray's fault
Cardiff is in ruins
everybody's gonna die
Ianto is still there
in his very sexy tie
Knocking on the windows
tapping on the doors,
we're the Torchwood team
"Hey Rhys get the chainsaw!"
Gwen is taking over,
what a greedy bitch
Rhys is just standing there
lookin' at her tits.
Tosh and Ianto
In a powerplant
Owen's gonna die
Now's he gonna rant
The Rift has just been opened
what lays inside?
It's Jack's brother Gray
i think i may have died
Toshi's just been shot
Oh my, what a shock
what the producers on
they've been sniffing to many socks
Here comes the Captain
saving all the team
For once in the series
He's actully not clean
Someones just walked in
It is Ianto Jones,
Dont piss 'im off
Or he'll steal all the Phones
Here comes Owen Harper
the doctor of the crew
in his white lab coat
i hope its not see through
Toshiko is the brains
and the tech too
if there is a problem
she'll no wat to do
Gwen is the newby
she hasnt got a clue
dont have sex in torchwood
shell come and watch you
with a snog here
and a kiss there
all the team are out
but do they really care
Now it looks like the end
We're all gonna die
Now it's time to bid
the Torchwood team goodbye
Red is the colour
Freema is the name
We're gonna kick her
cos we're insane
We dont 'ave no machine gun
We dont get no fun,
Capt John hart
has the only one.
Jack is now buried
long dead and gone
Some time in the future
Ianto wears a thong
Here comes Gray
He's gonna find his way
Oh no, here he comes
It's time to run away.
John, Gwen and Ianto
locked in the volts
bang bang bang
It was all Gray's fault
Cardiff is in ruins
everybody's gonna die
Ianto is still there
in his very sexy tie
Knocking on the windows
tapping on the doors,
we're the Torchwood team
"Hey Rhys get the chainsaw!"
Gwen is taking over,
what a greedy bitch
Rhys is just standing there
lookin' at her tits.
Tosh and Ianto
In a powerplant
Owen's gonna die
Now's he gonna rant
The Rift has just been opened
what lays inside?
It's Jack's brother Gray
i think i may have died
Toshi's just been shot
Oh my, what a shock
what the producers on
they've been sniffing to many socks
Here comes the Captain
saving all the team
For once in the series
He's actully not clean
Someones just walked in
It is Ianto Jones,
Dont piss 'im off
Or he'll steal all the Phones
Here comes Owen Harper
the doctor of the crew
in his white lab coat
i hope its not see through
Toshiko is the brains
and the tech too
if there is a problem
she'll no wat to do
Gwen is the newby
she hasnt got a clue
dont have sex in torchwood
shell come and watch you
with a snog here
and a kiss there
all the team are out
but do they really care
Now it looks like the end
We're all gonna die
Now it's time to bid
the Torchwood team goodbye
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the 'gwen is the newbie' stanza cracks me up!!!!