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Awesome TW Series 2 Fansong

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Torchwood Fangirl Theme Tune :D

Red is the colour
Freema is the name
We're gonna kick her
cos we're insane

We dont 'ave no machine gun
We dont get no fun,
Capt John hart
has the only one.

Jack is now buried
long dead and gone
Some time in the future
Ianto wears a thong

Here comes Gray
He's gonna find his way
Oh no, here he comes
It's time to run away.

John, Gwen and Ianto
locked in the volts
bang bang bang
It was all Gray's fault

Cardiff is in ruins
everybody's gonna die
Ianto is still there
in his very sexy tie

Knocking on the windows
tapping on the doors,
we're the Torchwood team
"Hey Rhys get the chainsaw!"

Gwen is taking over,
what a greedy bitch
Rhys is just standing there
lookin' at her tits.

Tosh and Ianto
In a powerplant
Owen's gonna die
Now's he gonna rant

The Rift has just been opened
what lays inside?
It's Jack's brother Gray
i think i may have died

Toshi's just been shot
Oh my, what a shock
what the producers on
they've been sniffing to many socks

Here comes the Captain
saving all the team
For once in the series
He's actully not clean

Someones just walked in
It is Ianto Jones,
Dont piss 'im off
Or he'll steal all the Phones


Here comes Owen Harper
the doctor of the crew
in his white lab coat
i hope its not see through


Toshiko is the brains
and the tech too
if there is a problem
she'll no wat to do


Gwen is the newby
she hasnt got a clue
dont have sex in torchwood
shell come and watch you

with a snog here
and a kiss there
all the team are out
but do they really care

Now it looks like the end
We're all gonna die
Now it's time to bid
the Torchwood team goodbye
xDD Me and my friend :iconpandajones: had a sleepover when Torchwood series 2 wasn't ending, we cryed when Toshi and Owen died, and need cheering up, so we wrote this werrrrrrrrid fansong! :XD::XD: Tis kinda awesome though?
xDDD

(C) BBC FOR CHARAS AND STUFF
(C) :iconbarrowmanfan: & :iconpandajones: For Lyrics ^__^;
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JackHarknessHarter's avatar
the 'gwen is the newbie' stanza cracks me up!!!!